June 2010
2 posts
my to do list
1. get high with pete doherty
2. get a tattoo
3. dye my hair turquoise
4. go to jamaica
5. party in goa
6. have a conversation with morrissey
7. go to san fransisco
8. move out
9. go on a honeymoon
10. have tea at the ritz
11. learn the dance to mel and kym’s respectable
12. watch all seasons of prison break
13. have a crazy love affair
14. go to a nudist beach
15. finish...
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
hahaha
‘I wear heels bigger than your dick’ has to be my favourite facebook group, and is a completely plausible argument, whilst the male comeback of ‘I wear t-shirts tighter than your pussy’ is just genetically impossible.
November 2009
10 posts
So
last night I was bored and decided to use a face mask. Afterwords I rummaged through my mums things because my moisturiser had finished and I needed to continue the good healthy feeling I got from the face mask. Anyway I came across some Clinique eye repair thing (and since i’m terrified of crows feet) I found that it came to good use. I then continued with my search for moisturiser before...
girl your face is pretty but your corrupt and dirty
– Chaka Demus & Pliers ‘Murder she wrote’
fireworks were like
BOOM BOOM POW
I
had the nicest soup today, it was vegetable soup with big chunks of cabbage and carrots in it. Yesterday I had a pumpkin and chorizo soup which was extremely tasty. For dinner tonight I’m going to have some Covent Garden Scottish Broth and tomorrow’s dinner is most likely to be Covent Garden Winter Vegetable. Last week I had approximately 9 bowls of soup which isn’t including the...
…And they’ve got to tell me that I’m much more wonderful than anyone...
– Morning Glory (1933)