last night I was bored and decided to use a face mask. Afterwords I rummaged through my mums things because my moisturiser had finished and I needed to continue the good healthy feeling I got from the face mask. Anyway I came across some Clinique eye repair thing (and since i’m terrified of crows feet) I found that it came to good use. I then continued with my search for moisturiser before finally coming across some Garnier tinted moisturiser. After sniffing it out and checking the colour (white not a dark fake tan colour) i decided that it would ok to use as a substitute for my usual Simple moisturiser. I happily slapped quite a bit of the stuff on and went to sleep safe in the knowledge that my skin would remain soft for another day.

This morning I woke feeling fine and I skipped over to my mirror ready for a morning inspection. What I saw, however, filled me with dread. My face was a patchy orange colour. I tried to fix it with some pink blusher but this made it worse. It didn’t even look like a fake fake tan, but more like I’d stained and bathed my face in tea for a week, or as Grace put it; I looked like an extra from Oliver Twist. In other words dirty.

I got tangoed